Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Top comments
Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
Thebroskii 11
Yeahh this deserves a wtf
Cokie_the_Clown 5
I wonder what the OP's grandmother's love life was like...
LiveLaughFML 10
you should have called for a toast after she was finished with her speech and then say "this IS the beginning of the end. sucks you won't be able to see it though." xD
officeradvil 8
@28 It involved many 20 year old body builders and Playboy parties.
NavySEAL13 0
Bad grandpa lol
tona01 16
Ahh i didn't know tiger woods's grandma crashed weddings
StoryOfTheYear 14
No, there's logic here OP obviously stole grandma's sweetheart, and she's not about to just let it slide
JoeTheMan12 0
she forgot her medication so she lost it...
novair 5
she is wise.
Jaimegirl 7
So many FML's I see have old people doing stupid things...haha
fakeaccountX 6
Get a pet reindeer and run her over.
iluvhobos 5
Somehow, I can only think of Dane Cook when an old man told him to cheat for a long, successful relationship.
coffeygirl12 14
Well we know how her marriage went......
n_epic_fail 14
be lucky, your grandma sounds like the bomb, not a sagging old woman filled with disgust for the new generation....
hannahcorrine 0
Your grandmas awesome OP!
zachherbert 10
At the birth of your first child: this is the beginning of the end. The key to a successful child; shaking and dropping, plain and simple.
whitesox365 0
EPA! EPA!! EPA!!!!
iluvhobos 5
Somehow, I can only think of Dane Cook when an old man told him cheating is the key to a long and lasting relationship.
Majstr 23
She is jelus.
damadrappa 4
She what?
pertained 12
someone had a glass too many, lol
Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
hidinginthesky 0
Well we all know how her marriage went....
dani212 0
She probably actually believes it though.... Help isn't always helpful....
Jaxx66 21
She sounds bitter..
BelleBelle_fml 11
I love how all of these comments end in...
zachherbert 10
....
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Ellipses...
BelleBelle_fml 11
Ellipses, giving the impression of aposiopesis...
Friaza 29
Elipses, a series of three dots conveying the passing of time in literature... Got to love it.
Siji 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREakfast...
iJasper 8
Lol I know Right? EDIT: Sorry, wrong comment. -.-
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Ellipses always leave a sense of mystery...
BelleBelle_fml 11
I also love how these comments have nothing to do with the FML, and how our minds go from one topic to another...
pepsilove_fml 4
I love how some people ^^ like to state the obvious ...
newjerseyguy 0
I bey she is single after that rant
ScubaSteve96 0
... ? ...
Comoke1024 19
I think we all know why grandpa cheated on her.
Lauren10102 3
Come on, take the advice, who's more wise than a drunk grannie?
Sportsfan86 3
A granny that's a cougar
i13Zero 5
Well you have to admit, one you have kids and get around 50 then the married start sucking the life out of eachother
lorenzoman77 7
Your granny's a P.I.M.P
alone_unafraid 0
It's not cheating if you both decide to bring a third person in. Just sayin'...
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
67-Not a cougar, a Tiger that belongs in the Woods
cassiewatsits2 5
Shes an ol'g
jayyvonblood 18
She's drunk and the OP said she was psycho.
heartbrakej 0
Now that you know the secret, I can't let you leave...
SirObvious 1
It's funny because it's a stop sign
heartbrakej 0
It's funny because he's SirObvious
Haidee 0
Omgosh; your grandma must of have an awful marriage if she would do that to you. Just ignore her & congratulations (: You got marries for a reason.
zachherbert 10
Omgosh: Your grammar caused an English teacher to commit suicide.
zbajis 7
Wats wrong wit her grammer? XD
zachherbert 10
Have-had Marries-married
KiddNYC1O 20
of-have
Haidee 0
Okay you dick! It was on accident okay. Does it say you have to write perfect? You idiot!
brassinpocket198 3
That is not a nice thing to say. He or she clearly isn't a native speaker!
tona01 16
...
yomommma 6
have had*
gyroballer 0
can't argue with that logic
DeLpHe3zY 7
you really can. very debatable. Very controversial. Depends on if youre an ass or actually care about true successfull marriages.
flagg1888 3
Gyroballer just got served!!!
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
66- that was sarcasm
aFatFuck 0
Hey, dumb shit, do you really find it so difficult to grasp the simple concept of sarcasm? @62
Friaza 29
Umadbro?
gyroballer 0
yea, for your homework tonight, 62, go look up sarcasm. then go look up Internet trolls... and stop being one. together we can stop morons like you
Porschephile 0
She sounds senile
skylerXx 6
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
MagicallyFat 12
You just have to amuse some old people. Example. Yes grandpa I'm still smart enough to be a doctor.
DeathMaple 3
Your grandma needs a hug.
pickles1994 18
Or a toke.
trumpet27 1
Idk about that
gTOtheT 7
I wonder if she was speaking from experience??
gTOtheT 7
Sorry I didn't mean to say that twice
gTOtheT 7
I wonder if she was speaking from experience??
reallytho3 11
I wuld say so...