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Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69846) - you deserved it (12265)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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ur a brave kid and a good friend

#5 - On 06/15/2011 at 6:07pm by mylifesucks305

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Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

#8 - On 06/15/2011 at 6:07pm by YOREALLY

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