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Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (5334)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

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Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...

#1 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:56pm by sassypants93

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sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.

#6 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:59pm by GawZ

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