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Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45987) - you deserved it (5232)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

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why didnt you stop at a gas station, or restaurant?

#2 - On 05/18/2014 at 1:01pm by gorilladuck

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She is just expressing her love! *silently gags in the background*

#5 - On 05/18/2014 at 1:02pm by EpicGuy70

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