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Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML


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On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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Fuck that lady. All you can do is teach your children what is right, and you're certainly doing that. Good Job.

#2 - On 05/13/2014 at 11:58am by animalxcrackers

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Don't pay attention to people like them. You're raising your kid right, unfortunately there is just a bunch of close minded ignorant people out there still.

#3 - On 05/13/2014 at 11:59am by KTink

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