By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa 12 4 14 47 Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 834 You deserved it 20 671 Tweet Share
By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia 15 1 5 20 Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 568 You deserved it 5 696 Tweet Share