Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I had to have a very unfortunate conversation with my young daughter about homophobia and bigotry, after the neighbor said she can’t play with her kids anymore. My daughter mentioned she had two mommies, me and my platonic best fiend who’s her godmother. My poor baby is still inconsolable. FML
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
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animalxcrackers 20
**** that lady. All you can do is teach your children what is right, and you're certainly doing that. Good Job.
KTink 8
Don't pay attention to people like them. You're raising your kid right, unfortunately there is just a bunch of close minded ignorant people out there still.
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Comments (51)
mattrd_fml 31
Don't worry about her op. Youre doing a good job at not raising you child to be a bigot like her.
T552 12
That woman is the one who's disgusting.
shelbzlynn 14
Kudos to you OP! You're raising your child right. Don't pay attention to ignorant people.
nyancait 18
Don't worry, she'll live a lonely life if she's that judgemental all the time. You're a great person OP :)
conman531 23
You are giving your child good values. Tell your child that some people are just too ignorant to want others to be happy
tayymeds 23
You're a good parent and an excepting one. It's good that you're open minded. If anything, I feel bad for that woman. She will never understand that love is love, but your child will. You did good, OP.
CheeseTron 15
wow op. now Jesus hates you
chelsearenaeee 16
Bigot.
Peacheess 14
Jesus doesn't hate
rocker_chick23 27
The lady was obviously calling herself disgusting. Bigotry and being close-minded is disgusting
jazzmin1997 16
At least you're doing the right thing, so just ignore that moron!
weveallbeenthere 30
can't control other peoples attitude or intolerance.