Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I had to have a very unfortunate conversation with my young daughter about homophobia and bigotry, after the neighbor said she can’t play with her kids anymore. My daughter mentioned she had two mommies, me and my platonic best fiend who’s her godmother. My poor baby is still inconsolable. FML
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
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animalxcrackers 20
**** that lady. All you can do is teach your children what is right, and you're certainly doing that. Good Job.
KTink 8
Don't pay attention to people like them. You're raising your kid right, unfortunately there is just a bunch of close minded ignorant people out there still.
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Comments (51)
Brianna_Ray 23
Well I'm glad you taught your child that being gay might be different then what you usually see but perfectly ok. We already have too many ignorant people who think it's disgusting like that lady. You're a good mother.
sunnyray812 42
I bet homosexuals think she's disgusting when they see her kissing a guy. I hope that eventually comes across her mind...or (even better) a homosexual person TELLS her she's disgusting for doing so. We should all be treated equally.
kewpiesuicide 29
I don't know any gay people who think men and women together is disgusting. They just don't want to be personally involved with a person of the opposite sex.
bunny409 14
*sigh* im getting so sick of this...it really shouldnt be anyone's business who a person wants to date. Theyre not hurting anyone. Stop using the same old excuses like the bible to try to explain why the same sex can't be together. Keep comments to yourself.
sunnyray812 42
I also hate when an idiot says, "It's not natural." Yes, it is. You can even see it in animals, so why not in humans? Close-minded people will always come up with some stupid excuse to prove they are right even if the excuse is false.
klovemachine 24
I'm tired of people dismissing the Bible when it comes to homosexuality :( If you don't want to trust the Bible that's fine, but good luck in hell with the homosexuals. I'm not judging people who are homosexuals just the sin of homosexuality itself
rocker_chick23 27
The bible also says wearing blended fibers is a sin. See you in hell #39
JayBunny 16
Gosh 39 you act as if homosexuals cannot get into heaven....they can...read the Bible in Corinthians
Hozu 3
Sounds like a good time to teach your child about intolerant and hateful people.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Good for you for teaching your child acceptance.
teijazan 3
Good for you! Clearly she didn't have parents like you to teach her that love is love
Enslaved 38
There's a long list of animals (look it up) that display homosexual behaviour. Last I heard, animals are incapable of "sin". Just because the "Bible" says it's against it, doesn't mean much. There are things in that same Bible that say even Jesus accepted slavery. Would you agree and follow that? It also states, that it's acceptable to stone and kill your unruly child. Etc... If you follow that book, you don't get to pick and choose what you like and keep out what you don't.
Blippety 23
Not to mention that homosexuality at the time the Bible verses that condemn it were written was only ever rape, prostitution or casual sex. So it's hardly fair to take those verses and say that they mean ALL homosexual relationships are wrong, no matter how loving or committed the two people in the relationship are.
rocker_chick23 27
The bible also says divorce is forbidden, but religious people get divorced all the time.
randomkat820 8
screw her! You are doing an amazing thing, teaching tolerance and equality instead of hate, this is how attitudes change. xx
die4chocolate16 8
we need more parents like you and less people like that rude lady
chocolatefrog28 29
The close-minded and small people of society are the dregs that we cannot simply ignore, they should be called out on their idiocy instead of being allowed to disseminate hate. She was a bigot and a horrible person, and I hope one day she learns how it feels to be discriminated against for no good reason.