Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids
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The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.
#3 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:46pm by EverestMelting
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Lol dumbass, bribe her with a new toy
#1 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:45pm by TXFernwoods
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