Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
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Pwn17 25
Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.
MissWhitneyB 17
A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!
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Comments (159)
Cheeley 17
No refunds!
TheCanucklehead 22
But definitely hangovers
Shy_Anne 10
She's going to be an excellent business woman
Phoebe_Buffay 14
Am I the only one who is reminded of family guy?
BrookieAnn 19
Adult lemonade
DJisHere11 19
#2 No Mike's hard lemonade.
SwaggCapone 11
#42 did your dad jerk off in a flower pot? cuz your a blooming idiot
BlowinChronic 18
49: You're*. ********...
CobraLazerFace 21
SawggCapone, your name itself induces the genocide of braincells. We smart people actually need those!
idiotboy 7
Oops. Bad grammar.
Ellisonjulian 4
49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the ********
TattooInvasion 14
72, you forgot a period at the end.
TattooInvasion 14
You also missed a hyphen, and it was 60 you were correcting, not 49. Don't be a smart-ass if you can't do it correctly.
br00kr 22
Since you didn't know swag means secretly we are gay
CobraLazerFace 21
Guise, it's "swagg", it's like totally different, gosh.
subiedude08 17
That's because he likes swag
stargirl_95 24
#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.
thatgayboy 12
Actually #145, SWAG did mean Secretly We Are Gay in the 50s, as it was something you could be arrested for. It was a way to get other gay members of the community to come together and talk about issues and just meet other gay men.
tacojauns 45
best 25 cents those kids will ever spend
snowby2 15
How did your sister get the beer in the first place? and you all failed to notice that it was beer?
turdlett 4
I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.
roryriddle 5
yes they walk around handing it to her ya know,the eleven year old.
Metallica36176 16
I thought the same....How did you not notice? I mean, Corona is light enough to pass but how could you not notice the froth/foam? Not to mention no lemons floating?
FurryRocks 10
Mike's Hard Lemonade. Nuff said.
chuka81 27
I would recommend your parents ground her forever.
tacojauns 45
Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?
snowby2 15
it was his/her sister selling it. not his/her daughter.
TheLittleBear 19
Beside which, grounding her isn't going to help. A kid that resourceful will find a way around it.
hcollins1 18
Maybe I missed something, who mentioned anything about their grandmother being there?
roryriddle 5
shes a kid she doesnt know any bette
hcollins1 18
Even though it's just 3 stupid people, but why thumb my comment down? It's a true statement other than the one person talking about grandma.
golden_warrior 23
Your sister is a hustler
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Mike's hard lemonade stand?
FalconSam1414 19
Funny story... once at a party when I was about 5 or 6 there was an abandoned Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I made the mistake of thinking it was actual lemonade...
SamCat 21
Silly falcon, you dont have hands ^_^
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Beat me to it.
AurumPotestasEst 16
Five or six! That's about half your lifespan, Mr. Falcon!
FalconSam1414 19
Actually, I'm a Miss Falcon :) and yes I was a very dumb young falcon...
AurumPotestasEst 16
My apologies Miss Falcon.
AurumPotestasEst 16
I should have known because of the lovely sheen of your feathers...
Welshite 40
Budweiser just found its newest marketer. The beer companies sure are starting them young....
littlexlune 16
What a badass.
TheLittleBear 19
They grow up so fast...