Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
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Pwn17 25
Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.
MissWhitneyB 17
A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!
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Comments (159)
bkolek 13
That is one of the best Fmls ever!
FrankHotpants 31
Next she will be posting up a Jell-O shot stand.
hcollins1 18
Her excuse for that would be 'I knew just water wouldn't work, vodka looks like water anyways'
incoherentrmblr 22
Indeed, one of the best FMLs ever. However... Simpsons did it!!!...
truepanda 2
MURICA!! sue away! lol
perdix 31
#52, the OP is from Bucharest. Your comment should have started 'MANIA!
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lol this made my day. this was way to funny. its not about the during , but its just funny. but how did the little girl get lemonade and beer labels confused. lol. well it'll be one good memory laugh.
coried91 28
Do you have a hatred towards capitalization?
blackwidowtaco 31
At least they managed to spell all the words correctly. That's more than you can say for some of the users on this site.
worldclassrager 41
That's the next biggest hit...I should try that myself.... Well apple juice might have been a bigger confusion to an extent but still she made some decent cash...I just wonder if that was a mistake or on purpose...
davidislost 11
The only FML I have ever favourited.
BFons 19
Your sister is going to do just fine.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Maybe next you should pay attention to your family more often!
alluringtatas 7
Well which is it? Next time she should pay more attention to her family, or she should pay attention to her family more often? Sounds like you need to pay more attention to your typing.