Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.
MissWhitneyB 17
A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!
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Comments (159)
banemask 14
Sounds like your sister is destined to be a businesswoman
russianboss123 17
Is this like the first Romanian on FML?
pdp_fml 21
She is a good business kid!
simsgirlgem 25
ok your sister is clever for saying lemonade wouldn't sell well
nanner42 13
Haha sounds like mom when she left cigarettes and beer for Santa Claus when she was 8.
M33R 4
I love it lol!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Omniprism 15
She's super smart.
Ki11erC 18
Lol!! Bright idea, beer sells better i will admit.
dangousity 21
Awesome!