Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
DocBastard 38
Horrifying? No. Perverted and creepy? Yes.
Damian95 16
Perverted and creepy combined are basically horrifying in a sense. If you can read this fml and not be shocked and slightly afraid then you are one strange person.
Caitie_kid 8
Gross. What a terrible mother. Next time don't tell her, just crush his balls until he lets go.
TheCanucklehead 22
Next time, let him grab hers. If she complains, say he's a little kid and doesn't know better
TheCanucklehead 22
Of course there is the odd chance she could like it
omgitsmoe 26
Seems your bro will be an incest **** star
shaww 28
I think he's just practicing ;)
MrsDruidess 23
that is horrifying! OP if he's going to treat you like your not his sister (creepy) than treat him like any other girl would if he did that, junk punch him!! If that's over the line for you, a good hard slap access the face. Next time it could be a girl at school and he could get in real trouble! Handle this in the privacy of your own home.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Horrifying, yes. I picture OPs brother covered in sperm with dirty brown fingernails, a crusty nose and a rapists stare. So grim. So, so grim.
OtakuKev 7
I am a man who does not know what horror is, but instead I am horror itself... Yeah I guess I am strange. TO THE OTAKU LAIR
A7XfoREVer6 10
Slap him next time.
thepunman 11
This actually happened to me, except it was with a bagel.
DntLookBack 29
You were slapped with a bagel for grabbing your sisters boobs?
thepunman 11
No a bagel boobed my sister for slapping me.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I wouldn't eat a bagel that attacked my little soldier.. That's something straight out of a horror movie. The **** Eating Bagel Part 2.
Redoxx_fml 22
14-Slap me with a bagel
thatnucca 36
I second that and a second slap to make him temporarily lose feeling in his creepy boob grabbing hand.
SJParker 13
8- i don't know why you got downvoted; both of your comments were hilarious
dubby21 19
I would punch him not slap him. Gross.
anythingmustbe 18
Incest is Wincest!
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
thatnucca 36
I hate it when parents allow this kind of creepy behavior by their kids.
Peppyoctopus 13
Pervy much- next time smack him
Wakachulak 22
Pretty hard to do if he's figured out how to do the underarm grab, which by the sound of the FML he has.
herh1996 6
next time beat the shit out of him
letmehavemytea 21
I agree with everyone else; smack the little brat until he does know better.
anythingmustbe 18
That is some pretty ****** up shit. I think it would be breast if he saw a psychiatrist. Hopefully he will not milk the opportunity you mum has given him.
PJLJ 6
That was amazing...
NatalieOntheTram 11
If he tries it again, wrap your hands around his neck and don't let go until he's able to pry your hands away, thereby letting go of your breasts.
Poetaster 10
Next time use a knee to his nuts... I guarantee he will let go
jayellef 3
How did you turn out knowing better, and your brother not? I say f his life cause he's gonna be the one that's strange when he's older.
wonderfulrosie 13
You mean f his life because his mother allows him to act like a creepy little weirdo? Yeah, because that TOTALLY makes sense.