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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42585) - you deserved it (10333)

On 03/14/2013 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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You should have brought him
To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature

#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 8:11pm by ohcoolstorybro

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*The AT&T Subscriber you are trying to reach can no long be located*

#5 - On 03/14/2013 at 8:12pm by Cheesenbroccoli

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