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Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 7:00pm - kids - by Uproar - Iceland

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He always told you he just wanted a dog. Now look what he's done.

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 2:31am by XKXKKXK

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Corrupting your son for his own entertainment, he needs to grow up.

#4 - On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am by Dory123

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