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Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML


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On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

#7 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:49pm by NiveaKK

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But mom! All the cool kids are sleeping in their parents' bed!

Peer pressure. Don't give in.

#3 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:49pm by NoorFML

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