Redhead4life
Miami, United States
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Charleroi, Belgium
The season of the witch
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Black Cat 13
United States
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Awww, thanks sweetie
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
cganon
United Kingdom
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
frenchy
United States
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Momo8612
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
jules
United States
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Top comments
bitchpleasemike 7
tap dance for her
deathpotato 11
If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.
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Comments (87)
bitchpleasemike 7
tap dance for her
hellbilly205 17
You should've said "there after me lucky charms" and ran away
bitchpleasemike 7
they're*
cja101 8
Ah I see the op is a fellow ginger irishman like myself :-)
Idonebeenhad 17
She'll never get me pot a' gold! NEVER!!!
OHai15 12
just be glad she did attack you for ur lucky charms
nm11 4
What's the Craic? :P
AnonymousTroll 2
And St. Patrick's Day just passed too...
Callyn 47
Are you by any chance Warwick Davis?
hawkey126 0
Or a midget?
MidnaLink 35
No shit, sherlock!
pdp_fml 21
Who is teaching her this stuff? Her public school? I would talk to her teacher about what she is being taught in class.
Havin 19
What the hell are you on about?
flyingfox408 0
I wish I could thumb your comment down twice.
Pixxio_O 11
24- I'd go and make a new FML account.
heyitsdiamond 5
I went to public school then went to private school. I'll say public school was better. I got better grades than I did in private
Torva_fml 16
That's probably because private school is harder.
TheGewt 7
Not always.
kims0706 10
Guys, u shouldn't dislike him comment, his stupidity might have just brightened Ur day :)
thisiscat 14
He's from the era when whatever a child acted like reflected on his/her teacher.
Horsempeg 25
Cause public school is a lot easier?
LunaDragon 10
Did she ask for your pot of gold too?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
My pot is green, but I'm not giving mine to a little girl.
alicealice_fml 3
Were you dressed in green from head to toe?
Blueglasscup 18
St paddy's day outfit!
supimnyancat 9
Kids say the darned things. No but you probably made yourself look like a leprechaun with all the green.
deathpotato 11
If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Same here
jc95sd 3
^
Voldy_fml 16
To get revenge say "No pot o' gold fer you!"
chris36taylor 2
Only on St Patrick's Day.
hollie77 6
she's just after your lucky charms :)
MwahFMLS 6
I actually chuckled at this, but my thumb slipped and hit the dislike button. My apologies, I just thought I'd let you know.
kkjkidonthate 4
19-I thumbed up for you.