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Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (5497)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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And your daughter is how old?

#1 - On 08/01/2011 at 6:16am by jlt93

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That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.

#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 6:18am by Jacobt24

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