Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
karmynashley 7
wow that's hella messed up...
Isabel312 0
tell him to pass the messege to his own mother.
wdupvato 0
only a ugly would say this good thing lil Wayne is my dad I'm cute
hobojo11 0
what a gangster him and his crap ass 9mm
Richard16 0
idk how some people can just walk up to someone and have the balls to say shit like that
KayBizz 0
real life trolls ftw
free2speak 14
agreed! I would've made sure he walked out with an insult. Tit for tat.
largefoofighter 0
Why insult him? He's just saying you have an uggo for a baby!
FuttBuck 0
LOL ^
Carpy 8
more people should take that advice
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Tell him he smell like Bengay and has no hair, that'll show him! :D
BadMofeelius 0
No, 123, I really don't think that would bother him
iTerrorized 4
This must be the same woman that freaked out when her boyfriends condom split
PsychoXtheXrapis 3
This is why eldery people shouldn't be allowed to mingle with everyone else unchecked, they do stupid shit like this and think they can do anything they want like slap young women's asses.
aquariusangel420 0
58 your a dick and a ******* idiot!
largefoofighter 0
175 it's a pointless fight to stick up for ugly children
j_cat187 20
nice bong
mentalhotdog 0
That joke was awesome!!
kofinater 3
Oldpeople are being so mean today, i bet this guy is married to the lady in the other fml
violetrider123 3
that's so mean!
mushysquirrel 0
159, so true, there should be a separate world to put them on where they can be as rude as they want
lax_king 0
I believe they're called nursing homes...
gatechfan1226 0
damn straight. i work in one.
GodlyAngel 0
Yes, I believe so, Richard. I will make sure the older man does not make it to Heaven.
Prankster7o7 5
I thought it was pretty funny. :)
Prankster7o7 5
I thought it was pretty funny. :)
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
wdupvato 0
you are one nasty ugly girl. who would do that
javmuniz87 0
she's not ugly she's hot look at her pic
wdupvato 0
exactly she ugly
unidentified_sta 5
Going to keep short and non-creepy. She ain't ugly, you jealous?
wdupvato 0
your pretty ignorant and annoying look at her picture she is a grenade you obviously never had a gf so have no standards
Thanatos1206 0
Lol easiest way to troll, call an above average girl ugly and guys will flock out of the woodwork to her defense.
unidentified_sta 5
No I have not. Me ignorant? Tehehehe, nice try.
DiamondFinish 0
wdupvato- A grenade? Someone watches too much jersey shore. You are USDA certified Douche meat.
Thanatos1206 0
Show me some proof the USDA certified that or this is fraud and is a very serious offense...
docscientist 10
56- your misuse of the word ignorant makes me want to punch your face off.
DiamondFinish 0
Thanatos you my friend are an idiot.
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
All of you commenting rediculous things like "shes not ugly look at her pic" are morons, anybody can get a picture of any random girl's face
Molord1 0
well you can't just call someone presumptuous after presuming that her picture is real. presumptuous much?
valri3 0
Yeah because every little kid poos when you tell them to, or she has it in a bag...~.~
rebekahah 7
oh good I'm glad I'm not the only one keeping it in a bag!
TahoeFMler 22
Um, OP's child is 3. Probably potty trained...
callofduty4life 0
128 he could not be potty trained. I turned 18 and I just got potty trained last year. now I'm in my big boy huggies diaper and my mom watches me when I use the bathroom so I can show her I can do it
shannonreneee 11
I still wear nappies... awkward.
RavenRiley007 4
did ur son have an alliby?...kekeke he probably shoots blanks...he's just jealous :)
rebekahah 7
149- wow I'm so happy for you! that's a lot sooner than the average person learns!
callofduty4life 0
i know im a little more advanced than the other lisa but i try not to brag
callofduty4life 0
oops instead of lisa i meant kids. stupid auto correct.
Vapor17 0
your hot!
nomnom_muffins 0
this FML made me laugh so hard, oh my goodness.
ovechkinisbeast 9
219 can you teach me??
silentxninja 13
Haha that would be hilarious. xD
SidekickCookie 0
aww /:
fluffyrocka 0
You deserved it for not using a condom. *it's hate mail time*
Garay 0
OP should've just thrown his kid. he'll be shown.
eddieyes 0
I don't believe this fml, I can't believe people would do such thing
upsidedownfrownn 5
Okay your cute!
Mirorbo 27
I would have kicked that man so hard with my elegant dance steps so much that he'd be seeing stars until the day he dies!!~
BuhSillyOh1331 0
lol
DarkHelmet 10
Hahahahaha
fish7021 0
that's crazy
siba 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lol that's pretty funny!!
ariestiger15 0
that's not funny, it's awful!!!!!
babahm_fml 0
i agree its really funny! I lol'd ...
iTerrorized 4
You know what's funny? OP's child's face. :D
gomie 0
Thats terrible
arielzbkny 0
Bitch
jjnotantibi 2
FIRST. wow that's f'd up D:
Bano360 25
You are 7th not first. Fail.
MissBunny25 0
you should've said: "yeah, I wish your mother had used condoms or birth control. anything to keep you shoved up in her ovaries."
unidentified_sta 5
Plug the tubes!
T3P33_fml 0
"dude, you are a one man campain for abortion" would be my choice.
unidentified_sta 5
A more eloquent version might be, "says the poster child for abortions". Oooooor "you projectin' upon us folks your shit feelings over your shit childhood and shit life because you are a piece of shit". :-))))
largefoofighter 0
Miss bunny your insult was fail nice try though
BWill9014 4
64 just no
Miss_Michaela 10
I agree with 64. Hehe. It was a nice try, but the guy would have had time to leave the shop with the length of that insult.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would he leave if he was being insulted?
number1beaner 0
You should of told him and your mom should of swallowed
Miss_Michaela 10
Why wouldn't you leave? You're being insulted.
MissBunny25 0
well actually, he wouldn't have left considering the comment take 1-2 seconds to say. his mind would still be processing it. therefore, shut the **** up, people. it's a pointless argument.
ydi_4_suking 20
yea so shut the **** up people. i didnt think it was too bad of an insult
xcarxcrashx 9
no. it was pretty ******* stupid.
MissBunny25 0
yeah, I'll admit it wasn't that great. but no one asked you. so go finish masturbating in your cave, hairy bitch.
iliketurdles 7
^^ now, that, was an insult. Not much off a bunny, are you?
ruben_A_ruiz 0
LOL the second insult was the best Missbunny
ruben_A_ruiz 0
LOL the second insult was the best Missbunny
xcarxcrashx 9
lmao! tard
heathersmorin 0
What way to come back, "tard." Tardbunny. Just shut the **** up! The only reason why you think it's not funny is because you should have stayed in your mothers ovaries and are the poster child for abortions. Ok? Stop while your ahead!
MissBunny25 0
194, would be referring to me? I believe my name is MissBunny25. way to steal someone else's comeback there, bitch. as for my original comment, it was very stupid. however, i refuse to let trollolololing cuntweasels such as yourself spew shit out of their mouths to me. as for abortions, I wish your mother had gotten one. Love, MissBunny25 sitting down bitches one roundhouse kick at a time
Sirin_fml 47
Calm down kids, really now.
MatsF10 8
snap, got moderated before i saw it -.- tell me in bunny language missbunny
trixy81 10
nice comeback :)
CommonSenseKarma 17
Damn, I see Mods and reactions to the modded comments, MissBunny, whatever happened?! D:
lateralusben 4
Hey #259, you seem pretty cool and sexy. Wanna get mac 'n' cheese with me?
Sirin_fml 47
He's not lying about the ******** in a box thing. Refill?
Koolman189 0
hahahaha I agree that man is ****** up in the head
fuzzypeachnation 4
Burnnn!
applecaketree 0
What a shitty thing to say. Im sorry OP :-(
KayBizz 0
your picture confuses me! D:
TomFeltonFan 0
I think the picture makes perfect sense.
BIGbadBRIZZLE 0
I'm a little frightened but that doesn't mean I'm not aroused as well
mollyslips 13
agree.
SirEBC 7
I would have punched him in the damn face for being so vile and disgusting. Oh, and I would have said something to the guy too.
frostygalerinaa 2
what the ****
BWill9014 4
I lol'd at your comment but I don't even know why xD
purrfume 0
you're not funny, you're just being a dick
number20 3
you. are. a. JERK.
shannanx 0
thats so mean!