Kids: Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I...

By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Richard16 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

thats pretty ****** up

shannonreneee 11

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

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mogantite 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:00

what a dick. hes just jealous because he never had kids. or any good looking kids as cute as your son. I'm guessing

rcloca 10

Monday 18 July 2011 13:56

that was the kind of comment I was looking for

Xpensive 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:19

...dayum...

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Monday 4 April 2011 11:23

well thats not nice! MGM

khaya 9

Monday 4 April 2011 11:34

It could have been worse, he could of said abortion.

zareonianwolf 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:42

I read that in Chang's voice. loool

Tenaed 7

Monday 4 April 2011 11:55

harsh!

BuckG42 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:05

I'd tell my boy to go wait up front by the cashier so I can kick the old timer's ass

twister21_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:14

that's messed up

omgwiththenames 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:15

wow.... just goes to show u how we turning into 3rd world countries.

WOGBRO 6

Monday 4 April 2011 12:18

That is just mean,

EvilPotato 14

Monday 4 April 2011 12:20

I want to be old because old men can say what they want, when they want.

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