Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
thats pretty ****** up
shannonreneee 11
What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.
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Comments (368)
jjnotantibi 2
8 i agree
ciarafox9 9
u gotta love drunk people!
lovestoomassage 0
what a piece of shit, I hope u made a dirty comment back!!
denvan 0
lmao your son is a bagger. The darndest things old people say
DiamondFinish 0
Someone should make a shirt out of your pic. Me thinks I shall make one! Too bad my idea. I will sue you if you try to make one. :D
denvan 0
lol it's actually a shirt it's my friends she's selling them on her wesite. She beat you to it
DiamondFinish 0
Ahhhhh no way. What's the web? I will purchase one right now. They ship them right?
whipmie87 0
he's senile. and at least you shouldn't worry about him hitting on your kid. old people wigg me out, man.
leeshxx 3
true blood picture <3
lidemocr 0
I'm with you on that.
rushiee 0
DISS! hahhahahaha (:
blackbird31 0
rofl That's funny Cruel, but funny
wdupvato 0
this is really ****** up why would u make ur kid ugly I'n the first place... people are so cruel and not him you
Tuesdays76 0
It could be worse, the kid could have ear gages and tatoos allover.
awardZu 0
163 wins.
jesscarrr 10
Zooom zoom zoom
SomeAnonymousBro 4
Are you ******* high?
vietguy808 0
damnn I would've beat his ass, thts so not kool