Kids: Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I...

By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

thats pretty ****** up

shannonreneee 11

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

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jjnotantibi 2

Monday 4 April 2011 9:18

8 i agree

ciarafox9 9

Monday 4 April 2011 9:21

u gotta love drunk people!

lovestoomassage 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:23

what a piece of shit, I hope u made a dirty comment back!!

denvan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:25

lmao your son is a bagger. The darndest things old people say

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:08

Someone should make a shirt out of your pic. Me thinks I shall make one! Too bad my idea. I will sue you if you try to make one. :D

denvan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:10

lol it's actually a shirt it's my friends she's selling them on her wesite. She beat you to it

DiamondFinish 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:17

Ahhhhh no way. What's the web? I will purchase one right now. They ship them right?

whipmie87 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:27

he's senile. and at least you shouldn't worry about him hitting on your kid. old people wigg me out, man.

leeshxx 3

Monday 4 April 2011 13:37

true blood picture <3

lidemocr 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:44

I'm with you on that.

rushiee 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:29

DISS! hahhahahaha (:

blackbird31 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:29

rofl That's funny Cruel, but funny

wdupvato 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:31

this is really ****** up why would u make ur kid ugly I'n the first place... people are so cruel and not him you

Tuesdays76 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:56

It could be worse, the kid could have ear gages and tatoos allover.

awardZu 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:10

163 wins.

jesscarrr 10

Monday 4 April 2011 9:33

Zooom zoom zoom

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Monday 23 January 2012 5:54

Are you ******* high?

vietguy808 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:35

damnn I would've beat his ass, thts so not kool

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