Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
by notsoonenufdeparted / 10/02/2010 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Kids
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Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.
#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:12am by LebowskiAchiever
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Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.
#10 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:33am by FFML_314
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