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Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 3:46pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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I was afraid you were gonna say he was pointing at an Asian person.

#7 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:02pm by weinerdog

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You might need a toothbrush

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:59pm by KeithHarris

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