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By BarefootNoMore - / Friday 17 November 2017 00:00 / Canada - Ajax
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missunknowno9 Say more :
1. Because I wasn't cutting my night short, because we have children and we finally had a babysitter for once. So I was enjoying my night. 2. I chose "Bae," because that's generally what someone puts in their phone as their significant other... ?
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 November 2017 05:00 /
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  Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

By royallymessedup - / Tuesday 31 October 2017 05:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, I was having sex with a guy I really liked when he suddenly stopped and, while still inside of me, told me that he didn't "do relationships". FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 October 2017 06:00 / United States
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Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my butt. FML

By "Alex Neiva" - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:30 / Canada - Toronto
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