Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.

    #2 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:20am by jcrook

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  • You're a natural!

    #3 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:22am by AxCxDxDx

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