Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

by Sam / 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

    #3 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:08am by pinkthistlepoppy

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  • LMFAO awww that's so awkward
    Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed.

    Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

    #1 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:56am by DameGreyWulf

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