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Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42212) - you deserved it (26271)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

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Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.

#3 - On 07/22/2014 at 9:55am by Welshite

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Wear a bag and make holes for the eyes lol. I bet this is gonna get tons of thumb downs xD

#5 - On 07/22/2014 at 9:56am by Invisibleguyy

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