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Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

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Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.

#2 - On 12/08/2013 at 3:44am by lachy15

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I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend

#3 - On 12/08/2013 at 3:45am by SexySlayer1248

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