Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
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Comments (128)
Phoebe18 14
It's bad enough that he's cheating on you and she's being one of the worlds worst sisters but they're adding insult to injury by doing it in your room. That's beyond disgusting. I'm sorry for what's happened to you OP you deserve much much better!
chuka81 27
Unless you shower for thirty minutes, I think you should be glad you found out. Now you have a good reason to break up with him and find a better man, who can last more than 10 minutes.
carelessxdanger 9
the two people youre supposed tob trust, right? **** em. you deserve better.
NotoriousLES 14
Bright side: Since they're already ******' each other, OP doesn't need to wast a perfectly good "**** em" on either one of them.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Now you can leave him and disown your sister
Bumblebrea99 14
What on earth do you do in the shower?! How could it take that long?! So many questions!
NessaMae 19
I don't understand why people question others showering habits. If someone wants to take a long shower, it is their choice.
dantee2005 33
Only if you don't need to worry water bills and your time
murdersquirrel 15
well, I wash my hair, soap up the bod, enjoy the warm water, rinse all that, apply conditioner, clean my plugs and other piercings gently, do any necessary hair removal, rinse again, wash my face and utilize shower-time contortionist skills to loofah my back and get rid of conditioner residue, final rinse followed by a short blast of cool water, put things back in place, towel off enough to get out of the shower, tooth brushing, preliminary hair drying with microfiber towel, exit bathroom. that takes at LEAST 20 minutes.
SammyS2012 21
it doesnt matter how much you do in the shower. stop thinking because you can do a lot in short time, everyone else can. my hair is so dry and curly that i have to let it soak in conditioner for 15-20 minutes before brushing it and rinsing it out. so showers for me takes a minimum of 15-20 minutes (depending on how notty my hair it).
SammyS2012 21
not aimed at you 49, by the way. aimed at those who think washing hair and body should take 10 minutes for everyone
NessaMae 19
Wow! What a douche! And your sister? What the hell is wrong with families these days!?!? If your boyfriend's not sleeping with your sister, he's sleeping with your mother! Jesus! Dump his ass harshly. And you know what, give your sister HELL for it. Payback's a bitch, and she'll realize that when she needs you one day. OP, I sincerely hope you find someone so much better. And I can't help but feel sympathetic because your sister would do that to you. I wouldn't forgive her and sure wouldn't forget for a long time. It takes two to have sex. She may be family, but she just ****** up.
xnyletak 17
This sounds like every episode of Jerry Springer.
liaRawr 9
Can't believe you're sister would do that :o I'm sorry that just awful
PenguinForDinner 16
Exactly! Or her boyfriend! o_O FYL OP...
False_Stupidity 41
The very definition of a quickie.
xSkittle 16
Nice sister you got there