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Taday mah dad was helping me move mah stuff out. I'd askd mah boyfriend to deal with mah sex toys an lingerie, but still mah dad showd up later at mah new place, handd me a box full of them all, an simply said, ( I don't want to know. )

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I agree, your life sucks (21641) - you deserved it (36566)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

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That's a good Dad right there... He knew it was your business and he left it that way.. I'm sure he will be trying to forget about it anyway...

#2 - On 01/12/2013 at 6:23am by SerpentBoy

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FYL? No, Fuck your dads life!

#1 - On 01/12/2013 at 6:20am by SupaFun_

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