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Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML


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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

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That's a good Dad right there... He knew it was your business and he left it that way.. I'm sure he will be trying to forget about it anyway...

#2 - On 01/12/2013 at 6:23am by SerpentBoy

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FYL? No, Fuck your dads life!

#1 - On 01/12/2013 at 6:20am by SupaFun_

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