Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy.
I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.
#1 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:55pm by DocBastard
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Sounds like you had a hard time up there.
#7 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:59pm by ICastillo
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