Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML

by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Right....filing down your nails. Mmhmm

    #1 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:45am by xSonic

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  • That's a good cover story OP, but we know that you were twiddling your twaddle.

    We know.

    #4 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:54am by SkoomaKi

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