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Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML

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On 08/28/2012 at 1:08am - intimacy - by gotta love my momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well honesty should always be something we strive for, but at least you had the intention of keeping your husband's family happy.

#1 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:06am by smallfrie32

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Oh lovely alcohol, breaking families part since 1682

#9 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:09am by shireman97

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