Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML

by gotta love my momma / 08/28/2012 at 1:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • Well honesty should always be something we strive for, but at least you had the intention of keeping your husband's family happy.

    #1 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:06am by smallfrie32

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  • Id just tell my husband's family that my mother has an active imagination and makes up these stories when she's drunk.

    #5 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:08am by sensoon15

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