Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • I guess he wanted to try the one-eyed pirate with you.

    #1 - On 08/11/2012 at 11:06pm by alstbv12

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  • You should tell him then that his pirate act doesn't float your boat.

    #2 - On 08/11/2012 at 11:08pm by drgentlemn

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