Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
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gh0sthunter 6
See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.
BlesstheSilence 11
Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass
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Comments (93)
xStaciexLynnx 15
How small is your shower?!
Idonebeenhad 17
How big are you and your boyfriend?!
scottieclark 4
Or how fat is OP and her bf?
Damn_Hippster 11
How much soap was used?
angrymexican 8
How much soap was dropped?
KingOfAmazing 9
I don't see why this is an FML. This seems more like one of those moments that everyone has with their boyfriend or girlfriend. The kind that where it is so ridiculous that you both have the hilarious memory that you can't forget. Personally, I love those memories. :)
zack11742 7
I see what you did there 38
Llamacod 11
Doesn't matter how big the shower is, the question you should be asking is " how small is your tub"
MizzErikaHart 8
41, I see you ruined the combo... :-/
Idonebeenhad 17
One does not simply ruin a combo without saying C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR!
theaws0m3guy 4
Break ALL the combos!!!
benmec 18
I know! Did you use powdered soap?
blackheart24 10
The better question is how did they get out? O.o
wytang 3
They got out all right. The question though is, did they get out safely.
Futacy 30
lolz
gh0sthunter 6
See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.
IscoreOnU 19
Add a rigorous high movement activity you're screwed
LightningCactus 12
This is why we can't do fun things, goddamn tiny showers!
hemz_fml 13
At least you two have something to look back on and laugh
guagmire 0
At least they didn't drop the soap...or did they
BlesstheSilence 11
Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass
silentbutfunny 0
Excessive Liqour = Dumbass
googlefrewdnoob 0
Correction not dumbass,on ass
Vball6 19
^haha
DrMime 10
Aww, it's like a human yin-yang!
Redoxx_fml 22
Or a human centipede
muzy 23
dumb people...
McDonaldsworker 4
Drunk people...
MissHayleyJames 7
What's the difference?
taytaylal 11
I feel bad for your boyfriend. YDI.
punchline_fml 5
Getting stuck with your naked wet girlfriend in a bathtub is pure torture. It must have been hell for him.
FYLminerocks 7
Sometimes things don't turn out how you expect, but getting stuck in the tub with your boyfriend sounds cute anyways!
gonad_gobbler 1
alcohol? more like alco-fall
GrooveSponge 0
Badum tsss...
kimmi41509 10
Gonad gobbler..the ****?
WCARlover 35
Ah, romance at its finest
yahoowizard 16
For some reason, reminds me of the scene from 500 Days of Summer
kimmi41509 10
He could have "wedged" his dingdong into your hooha right then and there!
WCARlover 35
I could see "hooha" being a new Little Debbie treat now
kimmi41509 10
Lol and every time you eat it you'd think of a ******.
micahsmommy 13
Are you the one who twitched whenever penis and ****** were said? If not maybe you could see if that person twitches with your alternate words.