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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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Comments (139)
hernando240411 0
Conceded can u say......
silentbutfunny 0
Call me stupid, but i dont see "Conceded" anywhere in the fml....
Mikko8 15
Can I call you that anyway?
silentbutfunny 0
I never said not to
ThisIsMyReign 4
He's multitasking. Don't worry OP he still hears you loud and clear.
biggestfan23 11
Guys who measure there dick frequently usually aren't packin. Fyl OP
HannahMarshall 6
Drop him.
princess151617 4
It's spelled conceited *
RaggleFrock 13
Finally, a grammar nazi I can get on board with.
silentbutfunny 0
28 solves everything, doesn't it?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Eye can spell write but I chose not too. Get of muai Bach you darn trolls!
silentbutfunny 0
Keyboard warrior, we meat again
lrgenesis 19
Eye no it's phun two tipe with bad grammars butt it duznt look gud on a colege rezumay...
RadikulRam 16
#49 butt dyz iz fml nut colej.
The_Troller 14
Water u guise tawkin bout? I thot ur spose to tlk lyek dis.
ArcadePie 10
I'd **** the shit out of cheryl cole
silentbutfunny 0
...nice to know???
justalilrandom2 4
Damn you 62, I was brushing my teeth web I read that, it came out of my nose. +1 for you good sir.
UnderWaterComix 0
Am I the only one that read 49 in a stereotypical Irish accent?
sycosyd_97 1
Yup. Pretty much
shihtzupup98 3
U GUIZ STUP FLAMMINGNG DA FML K? U R PREP!!!
MsAnnaH 1
He seems very nice ;)
Jakesterk96 8
OP-"So Katie said-" BF-"Yes! Six and a half inches!!!"
MeLuvBewbs 7
He just wants to keep you safe. A very long penis can really hurt someone. As I have heard...
crimsonprodigy 15
As you've heard? Let's hear some stories.
silentbutfunny 0
There was this one time, this girl refused to give her boyfriend a *******, and he ****-slapped her across the face so hard, she put it on fml. Try doin that with a needle dick.
crimsonprodigy 15
Needle dick? I could imagine that penetrating steel, lol.
spekledworf 18
long dicks can hurt, I am the unfortunate girlfriend of a larger man... ;)
jmigs17 19
You spelled fortunate wrong
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
biggestfan23 11
#4 that comment was a very inexperienced one
silentbutfunny 0
Ohhhh the irony
spekledworf 18
I'm a little short of good remarks today
tattooedcowboy 6
Ops bf is a little short to
ak4608 8
Spekledworf- 77 FML attempts?? Shitty life?
spekledworf 18
Haha not all from me, 90% are from my boyfriend when I "do something FML worthy"
jojoboy 0
Guy probably got excited it said 10.... He relooked, 10cm Retake
mightymart 5
Then shut the f#&$ up 39?
lylasgurgur 12
As inappropriate as that is, it's good because it means that he is completely comfortable with you. Sorry though/:
muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
melchibr_fml 0
Or a short ended one.
cheaptrix 6
It most of been hard talking to him
Jakesterk96 8
*must have, come on man.
UnderWaterComix 0
*Insert length joke here*
silentbutfunny 0
These things are important to a man, I wouldn't mind my girlfriend mesuring her bra size while talking with me.
AppleCurry 0
But you see, we don't measure our bra size. It's already on the bra.
crimsonprodigy 15
Do it anyways ;)
22jrdn55 15
Well, unless Its a really serious topic, a guy would not be able to pay attention when theres a topless girl in the room. Who am I kidding, no topic trumps topless girls.
SecretMe00 5
What guy wouldn't want to watch a chick size her breasts...
22jrdn55 15
guys who would NOT want to see a topless girl are: 1) gay guy 2) brother 3) transexual i could go on but i think i made my point
_BradyBunch_ 7
6.9"?
silentbutfunny 0
Why guess?
coolboy675 16
Looks like 69 ruined by a period
silentbutfunny 0
Your picture describes your readers
tattooedcowboy 6
Redwings
jmigs17 19
69 is always ruined by periods.
baseballplaya5 7
What was the conversation about?
wes04ram1500 6
It the number one most asked question by women who are looking for a quick hookup. A man has to know it, what I would be worried about if I were you is who is wanting to know.