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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28061) - you deserved it (4030)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

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Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

#6 - On 02/27/2012 at 9:50am by muffinXmonster

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First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

#4 - On 02/27/2012 at 9:46am by spekledworf

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