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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Dick move
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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Comments (139)
laurenmacias 0
If he's measuring it then there's something wrong
iloveboobs123 0
Maybe he wanted to make sure it was the right size for his moms ******
iloveboobs123 0
Maybe he wanted to make sure it was the right size for his moms ******
jlp549 5
So how big is he?
hateevryone 15
lol
naztyskidded 0
Was ur conversation that boring, which he always has to find somethin to amuse himself??
Dmess 2
just forgive him, for he may lost it in some of your OOXX or with others~
Zombiegirl420 1
Haha you shoulda given his friend a lil encouragement then his measurement would be a little longer and ur man would feel better about himself :) and you get to have sex instead of talk. Win/win
kei1108 13
New boyfriend? Seems immature and it's pretty disrespectful to do that stupid of a thing while you are trying to talk with him. Seems like he's not very interested. But, then again, I don't know the whole story.
jlstough 10
why does everyone seem to think the answer is to drop him? seems to me like the op is the one who isnt very interested. no one likes a naggy bitch who doesnt know when to shut up and do the do.
cheesendouche 1
why were u talking when his penis was in front of u??? should have got on ur knees. omg i dont know how some needy girls keep a bf.