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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

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muffinXmonster 12

Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

spekledworf 18

First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

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That awkward moment when...

Fly on the wall(;

You can always grab a ruler and answer the question yourself. Case closed?

It must of been hard to talk to him

babyshaft408 8

Is it big enough

Dam i'm getting turned on. Better visit omegle or a bar

You should memorize his measurements that way he won't have to do that.

maybe hes trying to grow it???

Centimeters, FTW! Most guys can get into the double digits.

What about kilometers?