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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Dick move
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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perdix 31
Hey, babe, why don't you come home so we can screw? 7 I have to mow the lawn first? 6 Of course, I care about your feelings? 5 You're having your period? 3 I guess it's not funny to ask for a *******. 1.5 Dinner at your mom's? 7 Hello?
DQEight 8
You sir have won.
43trauts 14
Mow the lawn is 6? What lawn are we talking about here?
hapetreefriend 1
Get back at him by playing with your boobs during your conversations
perdix 31
You don't get the concept of revenge. Most guys would love it if you played with your boobs while we talked to you. You should have said "finger yourself during your conversations." Oh, we would hate that like poison! ;)
Awsumuzzie 12
That'll definitely enrage him... Or his little friend, I'm not sure.
SamCat 21
I tried that with my husband, it dont work. It just got him horny. But its a win/win, he stopped and I got some ;)
_BradyBunch_ 7
20- Was your husband doing the same thing as OP's boyfriend?
fanalee 10
How is that revenge? lol
crimsonprodigy 15
So how long was it?
CastleHCP 1
It must have been a very...ah, hard topic.
Swiftly 0
Long Dong Silver
Togetheralone10 1
That's funny
AlohaSwag808 0
Way to talk about the first thing that pops up
silentbutfunny 0
"Sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up" Thats what you were thinking?
tennisrapper1 14
How far did he extend the conversation?
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Hmm... Op already knows the length of said penis. Why measure it now? Hmmm... He's not possibly telling someone else his size?
meruu_2005 1
He's making up with from small penis syndrome