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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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Comments (139)
aRandomLazyLoser 0
Haha that's funny
AlfishKK 7
Bet his attention span isn't the only thing that's short...
om102907 4
You gotta winner there! I meant wiener.
ringogrey 4
Stop talking b*tch and give him a hand
Ohmybuuda 3
Need help with your sex life? Contact me.
tirkovo76 6
That's kinda creepy...
TheMystery13 13
...The guy is sitting there with his dick out and you're trying to have a conversation...? What the **** is wrong with you?!
SkoomaKi 28
Hey! To know your penis length is very important.
FeedMyChickens 0
yeah right
fucking_dev 2
hahaha that's ******* hilarious .. I wanna do that now .