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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Dick move
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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Webslinger66 10
Sometimes we gotta know
Epic_Times 10
Ouch, that really sucks... I mean he could do that privately if you were in the same room as him or he just could keep it to himself and not say anything... I thought most people stopped measuring their penises at 6-12 years old?
silentbutfunny 0
It continues to grow.
downtime 13
45 is a little out of touch with how male anatomy works...
akiahara 14
I think this is amusing. I wouldn't be bothered by this. but if he's measuring, I assume its hard, so why the bloody hell are you still talking? XD
stallion420 0
Not neccesarily(excuse my grammer), but i tend to measure more when flaccid, no stretching it. BTW: 7.3 flaccid/10.5 erect
Jannettecooks 1
So you replied to an unknown poster with your penis size... I'm guessing you're BI. Either a man or woman poster and you win!!
downtime 13
I'd like to say nobody gives a shit 90 but the sad thing is that, much like men going gaga over girls mentioning ****, there would be pathetic individuals who are intrigued by that comment. So I'll go with a simple eyeroll and groan, and wish that you never comment again.
lrgenesis 19
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long ;)
aKaClickZ 4
You're right, that is a joke.
stallion420 0
^ I see what you did there. (-_-)
godisnowhere41 5
so how long was it?
coolfml3279 1
Get back at him by measuring your boobs and pussy! XD
silentbutfunny 0
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firemedic919 0
little man syndrome
anniekins 6
Just why.
melrose90210 10
So... How big was it?
unixdude 9
Was the conversation "size of dicks I had before I met you?" Context is important, OP.