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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
spekledworf 18
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required
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aquaeyedsiren 0
don't you know anything commentors? its not the length that matters, but the T.M.I.... you must measure the length, the girth, the dead weight and the angle (aka the yaw) to get the truly accurate adjusted penis size... good luck with your calculations op's boyfriend Lmao
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
Win. Just Win.
SmittyJA24 26
Is it that big??... or that small?? The idiot is probably focused on length, when it's girth (thickness) that's more impressive to mature women.
Calyx_fml 22
Using a yardstick or a micrometer?
structuredchaoz 4
Tell him to quit stressing over it. If your not complaining. He shouldnt
DV1980 6
Um caveman!
yealcocer 0
YOU should have measured it for him.... u know that would have been a nice gesture
Gothicbunnyx3 16
he's getting ready for omegle!
beaner45 0
FACEPALM:)
Renisca 7
It would be funny if the successive measurements were graphed and the result was a tall bell curve.
Heinousness 0
There's a problem