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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

#3 - On 12/27/2011 at 12:55pm by MikeDa1Da

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Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 12:54pm by heythereyouu

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