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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (5230)

On 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by silkysmooth (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Replace it with nair

#1 - On 11/01/2011 at 3:49am by Tristyxxx

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Silky pubes are a huge turn-on.

#6 - On 11/01/2011 at 4:01am by goldfishgod

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