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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML


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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:55pm by lajaynay

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I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

#3 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:55pm by missyj0

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