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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20616) - you deserved it (56140)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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hahaha sorry I had to laugh cause I've done the same

#1 - On 06/01/2011 at 5:53pm by bentleysdad11611

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in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...

#7 - On 06/01/2011 at 5:59pm by iAmScrubs

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