Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

by unwantedlove / 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm / France / Intimacy

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  • You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

    #7 - On 02/25/2011 at 7:47pm by perdix

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  • A limerick -

    There was a poor woman from France
    Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants
    He just wanted TV
    Jersey Shore, maybe Glee
    Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

    #20 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:08pm by DocBastard

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