Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
by unwantedlove / 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm / France / Intimacy
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You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.
#6 - On 02/25/2011 at 7:47pm by perdix
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A limerick -
There was a poor woman from France
Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants
He just wanted TV
Jersey Shore, maybe Glee
Now there won't be a horizontal dance.
#20 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:08pm by DocBastard
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