Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.
#11 - On 12/02/2010 at 1:03pm by perdix
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haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol
#9 - On 12/02/2010 at 12:59pm by gusgus36
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