anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
wow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Anon
United States
Double life
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Anonymous
Pass Christian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Dante
Povoa de Santa Iria, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
You OK, bro?
Today, my sister's boyfriend asked for tips on how to please her in bed. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
Top comments
Cuuba 0
"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
ERTH_fml 0
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
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Comments (100)
marinus_fml 19
I hope you followed her orders!
ColetteL 4
Girlfriend WIN!
stephanie0613 0
Hahaha I just saw degrassi and one of the boys google'd it :D haha I agree girlfriend WIN .
dudeitsdanny 9
^^^ FYL for watching Degrassi. That kid is the only remainder of the good Degrassi day, though.
Danniiboii22 0
drake?
mcrepas 19
ouch! first!
ERTH_fml 0
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
dudeitsdanny 9
But too much of it and you'll get a bad rash.
MrDanimal 0
I can ********** for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...
chloec16 0
Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!
ScreamAimFire 0
********** with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation
cabbitt 0
42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.
510lobita510 0
burned!!!!!!!
yea_or_no 0
yls ydi for having a weakened penis
Pluff 0
Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.
tdub10 2
Its called foreplay.
MrDanimal 0
Take sleeping pills, you be in bed much longer ;)
gabsta 3
hhahahahaha 94
harviss12 8
u fail at life
Efilyn 0
Isn't that absolutely touching?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Get to it instead of being on FML!
chelle_starlight 0
Bing!
TexanDanny 2
Zing!
And_Jelly 0
Ding!
emmi23 0
ping
perdix 29
Bazinga
triviumrocks 4
meow
10_4Franky 0
A meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, cat a kitty cat.
tessybearbear 4
Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.
collegegirl87 0
Haha! I love that video!