By anonymous - 11/11/2018 13:30

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
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You deserved it 256

Same thing different taste

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That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.

Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.

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lol your lucky. That cow could’ve broke your whole face.

Emma Marshall 19

At least it didn't break your face... somehow

I don’t remember that part of old Macdonald.

You know, it's been scientifically proven that more people are attacked a year by cows than sharks. I now believe it even more.

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